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s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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Hahahahha

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After a few months of job hunting I’ve finally landed a job… The interview was only yesterday and I felt like I came off as a big dork but I guess not! *retail will be the death of me*

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rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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You know when you read a sentence totally wrong and you reply back to what you thought you read but then you look back at what was written and your sentence no longer makes any sense so then you just end up looking like a dumb ass? yea that just happened to me. If you read this that sentence probably doesn’t make any sense haha

The pizza delivery guy took our order but not our home address. When he came around our block he went to the first home across the street from us. The man said “like I’d ever eat that fucking shit” and struck the pizza to the ground. He was a pot head that relied on food stamps if the disability check didn’t last him through the month. The pizza delivery guy walks to the next home and a family with children running around screaming opens the door. The lady looks surprised because she didn’t order a pizza. He loses it and slams the pizza to the ground and the screaming children attack it like a bunch of lions on a carcass. We sat by our window and watched the pizza delivery man lose his shit from across the street and then ordered another pizza.